Guest Editorials, Opinion

Don’t understand the ‘sugar-coated Satan sandwich’ debt ceiling game?

Last Tuesday, the U.S. House passed a bill dealing with “behavioral health and well-being among health care professionals,” which certainly sounds like an important topic. The bill was named for Lorna Breen, a physician who committed suicide in the face of the COVID-19 onslaught.

Except, of course, the bill actually had nothing to do with her, or the mental health of doctors and nurses. Instead, the House stripped all the original language out of the bill and inserted unrelated material.

The new bill makes several changes to Medicare spending. Oh, it also sets up a convoluted procedure for the Senate, and therefore the government, to approve an increase in the nation’s debt ceiling. It passed, barely. It’s on its way across the Capitol to the Senate.

The hypocrisy surrounding debt ceiling votes has been obvious to all for decades. Ten years ago, Rep. Emanuel Cleaver called a debt ceiling bill a “sugar-coated Satan sandwich.” Others have even more colorful descriptions.

Those votes have nothing to do with the wisdom of approving an increase in federal borrowing. They’re designed to embarrass the other party, or the president, or both. It’s a horrible way to run a government, or to pay the nation’s bills.

But let’s leave that aside for a moment. What is a debt ceiling procedure doing in a bill that deals with Medicare? Or that might have addressed the unrelenting pressure on health care providers?

Of all the practices of our national legislature, the tactic of cramming unrelated subjects into so-called “must-pass” bills is the most pernicious, and common. It needs to stop.

Piling different bills into one huge measure confuses voters, which is part of the point. It makes it almost impossible for regular people to decipher congressional decisions. That makes the practice bad enough.

But it’s worse than that, because massive catchall bills allow members of Congress to deflect any responsibility for their choices. Members of the House and Senate can, and do, take credit for the things in bills they think voters want, and disclaim parts of bills they don’t like, without penalty or scrutiny.

The result is an incomprehensible muddle, where good ideas fail and bad ideas are embedded in thousand-page monstrosities only pizza-fueled congressional aides can understand.

This isn’t a Republican or Democratic problem. Both parties do it. You may be for President Joe Biden’s Build Back Better plan, or against it, but you’d likely agree Congress should consider its proposals one at a time, so everyone understands what they’re voting on.

Fat chance. The proposals are linked, so everything passes, or nothing does. What a mess.

This editorial first appeared in The Kansas City Star last Wednesday. This commentary should be considered another point of view and not necessarily the opinion or editorial policy of The Dominion Post.